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As there are so many flavors of ice cream, there are the more traditionally known chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. There are plenty of favored religions out there for people to eat every sunday - or only lick after the last night of fasting  Over the years, there have been new religions that'd popped out of nowhere, like the thirty random flavors of frozen confectionary treats that you'd see at your local Coldstone or Baskin Robins. From cotton candy blueberry, to the following of kabbalah with the very enthusiastic fandom based JEDIISM, you gotta wonder what your favored religious flavor could be your defined favorite: The Chocolate Christian - Who doesn't like chocolate, and who would like hating on Jesus? Most people would like to choose that sweet chocolate taste that give them a moment on the lips, but it could either give you a lifetime on the hips when you know the chocolate has disappeared and you're left alone, with an empty cone. Protestant Pistachio - Not everyone enjoys chocolate all the time, and when that happens, most people would prefer not to accept the Catholic and Orthodox doctrine of apostolic succession and associated ideas regarding the sacramental ministry of the clergy, though there are some exceptions to this. And sometimes, the people who enjoy this flavor would like to sprinkle in some conservative and liberal theological strands. Berry Buddha - People enjoy ice cream that's low on fat and calories, and through Buddhism, they would enjoy to learn achieving nirvana from an awakened teacher. Like dieting by eating healthy ice cream, they believe that keeping in balance with karma (cause and effect) will lead them to hopefully better lives in the future. Muslim Mousse - One of the more flavors that is usually the store favorite, they will adhere that there is only one God, and that God is Allah. The one that was the first, true, and only God that truly has the best values and nutritional needs. Jewish Jam - Most would prefer that homemade and classic taste that you'd only know could've been done from a longtime familiar recipe. Believing in just the way of living, it may be a pricey imported taste, but they'll buy it no matter what it costs, cuz it's their homeland classic. Sorry if I left out any religions out there, but like there are hundreds of flavors of ice cream being made, there are always new religious values being created and/or accepted. You can choose from sizes "Observe it" "Accepting it" or the biggest size "MUST WHORSHIP!" Too many to count or read up in one day, but we all know, there are different tastes for different people... **Dies a little after this post** - A SuperSafe68 post |
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